'Little Britain' talking dolls are set to hit the shops in time for Christmas. Fans will be able to buy 12-inch versions of the cult comedy characters – including Vicky Pollard, Lou and Andy, and 'rubbish' transvestite Emily Howard – for £19.99. Each doll says a variety of catchphrases, recorded by the show's stars Matt Lucas and David Walliams. Delinquent teenager Vicky Pollard, dressed in her trademark pink tracksuit top, says: "No, doctor, cos you can only get pregnant by sitting in someone's bathwater!" While 'the only gay in the village' Dafydd Thomas says: "These hotpants give me a terrible chafing." Meanwhile, 'Fatfighters' character Marjorie Dawes will feature on a range of talking 'Little Britain' mugs and keyrings. The new merchandise range hits the shops on Monday (19.09.05).

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